Looking for some shrimp? If you said “no,” you may want to check your pants because they’re most likely on fire. Yep, our nifty web tracking data thingymcbob says a huge percentage of the people landing on our delightful little blog have gotten here by simply searching for “shrimp.”
How did you end up here? We’re not really sure. Could be a tear in the space-time continuum. Or a black hole in the middle of this series of tubes we call “the internets.” A De Lorean may even be involved.
The thing is, we don’t really have that much to do with shrimp. We’re an advertising company that does a lot of work in foodservice and B2B but we don’t work on anything shrimp specific. Perhaps it’s because “marlin” is in our name. A marlin is like a shrimp. They both have gills. They both taste delicious. We’re pretty sure both live in trees.
At any rate, the real question isn’t how you’re here but why you’re here. We figure it boils down to one of three categories. You’re either looking for information about shrimp, you’re trying to find a web site where you can buy shrimp, or you’re Hannah Montana trying to Google yourself and you’ve failed miserably. Just miserably.
Regardless, we’re glad to have the traffic and we hope, even with the noticeable lack of shrimp, you’ll find a good reason (did you see the Yngwie Malmsteen drinking game?) to stick around and read an article or two.
