Notchweiner

You’re a piece of meat. You’re hot. You’re sizzling. Literally sizzling.

But we know even grill-marked masterpieces like yourself get lonely. That’s why we’re proud to launch a new website that helps grilled meats find their one true sidemate. www.grilledandlonely.com

Grilledandlonely.com is best described as a dating service for grilled meats. Match.com meets Bon Appetit. At G&L, grilled steaks, chicken, pork and fish are just a click away from searching for sides based on scientifically vetted (or not) compatibility criteria such as snuggling, commitment, a fresh start, even a bit of spice.

There’s also Sizzling Speed Dating, for those meats just looking for a little instant action, plus a bevy of Happy Platings stories, firsthand accounts of grilled meats who’ve found true love, right on the plate.

The site was developed by Marlin and iMarlin Labs (a.k.a., The Alchemedia Project) for Bush Brothers. Go. Go now.