So what do you do when you’re a Def Leppard tribute band and you really want to match every detail of the original act? You go out and hire yourself a one-armed drummer, that’s what you do. At least that’s what you do if you’re Pyromania. The Dallas based cover band that leaves no detail of Def Leppard left to the imagination. As stated in their ad, the rockers are seeking a true one armed rhythm meister, preferably with no prosthetics and definitely no dopers. That’s asking a lot if you ask Notchweiner. I mean not only do you gotta be able to rock out on the skins. Not only do you need to be way into Def Leppard. But you can only have one arm and you can’t be dippin’ into the good stuff. So if you’re in Dallas. You’re clean. You rock. And your friends call you Lefty then this is the gig for you.