Category Archives: Sort of Lame

February 28, 2011

You’ll always be Lucas to us

Oh, Corey Haim. How we miss you so. Now we are left with only Corey Feldman and the world is a sadder place. This weekend a great travesty occurred. An enormous injustice. A snubbing of epic potential. It was bad … Continue reading →

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January 24, 2011

The Flavor of Ron Jeremy

He’s one of the ugliest men on earth and he’s been in over 2,000 flicks. Well, now you can do more than just watch him in action. You can drink his new rum: Ron de Jeremy– The Adult Rum. That’s … Continue reading →

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January 20, 2011

Only 72,000 sq. ft.

Here’s a bit of local brouhaha to share. It’s been confirmed one of America’s largest private residences is under construction here in Notchland. Plans for the crazy-huge home indicate 15 bedrooms, 14 baths and 6,000 more square feet of space … Continue reading →

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December 14, 2010

Just don’t shoot your eye out.

If you really love the movie: A Christmas Story. Like, you love it so much that you watch the 24 Hour Marathon of it every year on TBS and still wish you could get more of it. Like, that kind … Continue reading →

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December 3, 2008

Playing it smart

Is there an award for biggest douche bag in the world? Or how about an award for the worst casting and directing ever. “Hey, Actor, can you act like more of an ass? Perfect!” Toward the middle when the “actor” … Continue reading →

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July 15, 2008

Coffee rage

There’s an interesting dust-up online over one man’s quest to get his way in a D.C. coffee shop. In a rage-filled nutshell (which does contain a lot…and I mean A LOT…of swearing): •  Man wants iced espresso but doesn’t get … Continue reading →

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June 26, 2008

“A Misguided Ode to the Male Sternum”

- or – For The Love of God, No More Guy Cleavage (Photo: American Apparel) Head on over to Radar Online to read all about the threat to America that is The Men’s Deep V T-Shirt, paradoxically most prominently offered … Continue reading →

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May 21, 2008

All muxed up

Wow. Just noticed something reeeeeal strange on muxtape. Someone has cracked/hacked the site so that every playlist is filled with a single song, “Good Disease” by Aim (with Stephen Jones). Even on the couple of playlists we’ve created here at … Continue reading →

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May 2, 2008

The Yngwie Malmsteen tour wardrobe drinking game

To be honest, we haven’t figured out yet exactly how the game should work. But here’s what we have figured out through countless hours of methodical research. Yngwie Malmsteen, 80s hair-rock badass and pioneer of the neoclassical/eurometal/ three-headed-dragon-defeating guitar movement, … Continue reading →

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March 24, 2008

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just us?

We at Marlin decided to start a new tradition this Easter. It’s called “Barely keep the office from burning down by smelling the smoke caused by a short in a bathroom fan.” Thanks to the sensational olfactory sense of Marlin’s … Continue reading →

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