Meet David Choe. The world’s richest graffiti artist. How’d he get so loaded? Well back in 2005 Facebook hired him to do some artwork in their offices. They offered him a choice: a few grand or the equivalent in stock. The graffiti gods must have been looking over him that day because he chose the stock. Now it’s worth about $200 million in cold hard cash. That’s gonna buy a lot of spray paint.

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Yeah, but have you ever put a Peep in the microwave?

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Our favorite Mathew McCononaughey character is back in a new video for Butch Walker and the Black Widow Spiders. Like Wooderson himself, it’s awesome and just like the man says, “I get older and they stay the same age.”

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Vokswagen has a new teaser video for their 2012 Super Bowl commercial and it’s fantastic. That is, if you like dogs and Star Wars, which, according to our calculations, is…carry the 2…everyone.

Of course, we’re big fans of both dogs AND Star Wars at Marlin, so we enjoyed the hell out of it. The video features (from top left to bottom right) C-3PO, (not sure about the second one), a Storm Trooper, R2-D2, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Yoda, and an Ewok. With a special guest appearance by an AT-AT at the end. Not to be confused with an AT-ST.

It was a nice throwback to their commercial from last year and we can’t wait to see how they follow it up. Hopefully it’s won’t involve a dog dressed up as a Tauntaun.

Eh? EH?! Didn’t think we’d throw a Tauntuan joke in there, did you?

Holy crap, we’re nerds.

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer had that ridiculous idea to start a pizza restaurant where people made their own pie? Well maybe it wasn’t so ridiculous? Maybe, in fact, it’s just brilliant enough to work. At least that’s what Top That! Pizza is hoping for. And soon the residents of Springfield will be able to weigh in for themselves. No word yet on whether cucumbers will be an available topping.

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Everyone knows that Jim Morrison didn’t die in Paris in 1970. The Lizard King still lives. Probably under an assumed name in Phoenix or Tuscon. Jim was always fond of the desert. And now proof exists because a new song has just been released. Check it out!

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